Last night, driving home from Chicago, we stopped at Burger King to use the bathrooms and possibly get a snack. Sometimes you think something is awesome, and it is not.
Listen to me right now. DO NOT GET A STEAKHOUSE BURGER!
You will hate yourself! I did, and I do.
This thing is a monster! I’m so glad I didn’t finish it.

I can’t believe you even eat half of this nasty burger. Never again will I pay for you to eat over 1,000 calories in one sitting at 10pm.